Eik baba road per ja raha tha,
us ne dekha ke 1 bacha eik gher ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha.

baba bache ke pass gaya aur door bell bajai,
aur bache se kaha ab kya??

Bache ne kaha: Uncle ab bhagoooooo!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views

molvi

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye he
1 Banda train me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
“Molvi sab,
aap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

pathan

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Lady : I forgot the name,

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?
Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.
Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
...
boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke
baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi
peeta...?
Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir
gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....
Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya
ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)