Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.

Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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