Ek aadmi apni biwi ka
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje,
jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gay!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 665 views
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TUTION:
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FAIL:
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