Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje,
jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gay!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views

Sardar wanted to see Butterfly

Why Did Santa Throw The Butter
Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaanwaro Se Hamesha Pyar Karo

Santa Ke Ghar Mein Billi Rehti Thhi, Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.

Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.

Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya, Billi Phir Usse
Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.

Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada

Door Chodne Gaya.
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha.

Santa: “Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?”

Wife: “Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 bomb mile

2 PATHANO ko 2 bomb mile.

1st pathan: Chal police ko de atay hain

2nd pathan: Agr koi bomb raste may phat gia to?

1st pathan:Jhoot bol denge k ek hi mila tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Paint Karvate Hue Kaisi Paisi Bachaye?

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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“Same As Above“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi doston ki mehfil

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi, bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)