Sardar Ne Airport Call Kar K Pocha:
Sardar Ne Airport Call Kar K Pocha:
India Se America Ka Safar Kitne Der Ka Hai?
Receptionist:
1 Second Sir.
Disconects & Sardar Says:
Piiiiiii K Bethi A Kamini…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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