Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai? Tera kya kehna hy?
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon
"Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views

Jumpin’ Funny

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tu to Doctor ke paas

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?


Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ant and Elephant

An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.

After the first night of honeymoon, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.

"It's so bad.," said the ant, "One night of emotions, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

1 sardar rail ki patri per

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The two flies

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says,

"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)