1 pagal dusre se
1st pagal: me aksar khawab me dekhta hon mera aik paion karachi aur dosra lahore hota hai.
2nd pagal:khuwab na dekha karo shalwar phat jae gi.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 718 views
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