2 sardar sending sms their GF
2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1083 views
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