Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 649 views

Apun Jhoot Nehin Bolega

Circuit -Bhai, bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega bhai.

Munna bhai -Aye circuit, woh sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
Circuit -Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

Munna bhai -Par circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
Circuit -Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 pagal dusre se

1st pagal: me aksar khawab me dekhta hon mera aik paion karachi aur dosra lahore hota hai.
2nd pagal:khuwab na dekha karo shalwar phat jae gi.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Govrment Ne Ellan kiya

Govrment Ne Ellan kiya k jiske 12 bachey Hon gy Unhy 1200,000 Diye Jain gy

Husband: Mari G/f K Pas Mera 2 Beta Hy usko bi Le aata Hun 12 ho jaein gy

... Ghar Aya To 6 Bache Nahi Thy, Pocha Kahan Hy?
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Wife: Tum akely ne Ellan Suna hai kiya ? ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Idiots Please Stand Up

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why do Indian women

Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)