Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 640 views
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