Santa: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..

mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,

santa: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1130 views

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher Teacher Ka Farak Hai

Maths Teacher Class Mein Padhate Hue Kahta Hai.
Teacher: “Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha, Mere Maths Mein 100 Marks Aate The”

Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Hanste Hue Teacher Ko Bola

Pappu: “Aate Honge Sir Ji, Aap Ko Koi Achha Teacher Padhata Hoga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.
Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se
gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.
Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.
Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi
harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki
tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.
Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota
peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

marrege

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

by inayat khan (few years ago!)