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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae :-(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1079 views

Difference

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agr hota yaqeen

Agr hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me ay dost…..
To ham soney se pehle aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

One friday night

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.

Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.

Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)