Loan Without Interest

Bank Manager: Hamaare bank mein hum aapko bina interest ke loan milega…

Desi Customer: Arey, kaise manager hain aap jab dena hai to thoda haste haste loan do, agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to seedhe mana kar do…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1144 views
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