expiry date of marriage certificate

wife: honey, what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 824 views
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