wife: honey, what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 784 views

Chawal kha rha tha

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi

Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,

Doctor: kiya hua?

Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Parhne wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Toy Train se khel rha tha

Toy Train se khel rha
tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utarna hai
utr jao..."
.
.
.
Uske BAAP ne uski train
rok k 1 zor se
thappad laga diya...
.
.
Bachha thodi der ro k
chup ho gaya aurfir
shuru ho gaya,
.
.
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utrna hai utr
jao ."
.
.
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki
wajah seTrain 10
min
late ho gayi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghungat ki waja

Techar:shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me q rakha jata hai?



Student:ta keh kisi k munh se ye na nikal jae aby ye to meri wali hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)