Patiala Pags Ka Kamaal
Naman: Yaar chaman mein Taj Mahal khareedney ki soch raha hoon….
Chaman: Bata kitne mein deal final karein mein bhi bechne ki soch raha hoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views
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aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.
Banta:- theek h yaar,
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Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon mein Se
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GIRLS POEM.. . .
Husband hamara aisa ho.
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pocket me jiske paisa ho.. . .
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lambi jiski hight ho..
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Gusse ka wo light ho.. . . . . .
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Jab saas se meri fight ho, toh kahe jaanu tum hi RIGHT ho.
by pinkey (few years ago!)
Santa- Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Hoto Kiske Pas Jana Chahiye...?
Banta- Farmer...!
Santa- kyu..?
Banta - Uske Paas "HAL" Hota Hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu nhi sudhrega ...........
Pappu : Mumy papa na nokrani k
saath. . .
Mom ( bat ko bich me hi kat'te huye) : Bus beta tmharay papa aaye to unke saamnay mujhay batana. . . me aaj dekh lungi unhay. . .
Sham ko jab pappu k papa aaye?!!!
Mom: Haan beta aap subha kya keh rhay thay?
Pappu:
Wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi kr rahay thay jo baju walay uncle aap k saath kartay hain :D :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Memon : Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho
Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
English To Urdu
Dictionary :
Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,
Stupid =
Abe Gando ,
Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,
I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,
I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,
Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,
Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?
Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mallika Sherawat Shalwar ke neche kiya pehnti hai? Any Idea!!!!!!!!
Malika Sherawat shalwar ke neche chapal pehnti hai kyunki,joggers to shalwar k sath suit nai karty
Waisy aap kia soch rahe the Naughty Mind.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)