Pathan

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 522 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
5000 sall

aj wo azeem din hai jab aj se

5000 sal

pehly
aik aisi
medcine
ejad hui
thi jis ki
waja
se
aaj
puri
dunya
k pathan
zinda hain

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sawal Kuch B Ho



SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
<) )>
_//_
Main to Masoom Hoon…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Soraj kab ka nikal aya

Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..
Beta:To Kya Hua Amma
Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kiya Waqt Aa Gaya Hay Insaan Pay Source

Aik kutta doosray se:

Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Machli Khayega

Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?

Banta: Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.

Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
police wale ka beta

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Husband drinking and said

Husband drinking and said: Tum kon ho ?

Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhee bhoul gaye Kiya?

HUSBAND: Nasha har ‘gham’ bhula deta hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gyi

?17. ek bar 1 ladka apni aunty k ghar jata h.
Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gyi h tum GUDDU k pass so jao.

Boy- nhi Aunty. main bahar sofe pe so jata hoon.

Next mrng a hot girl brings tea 4 him.

Boy asks- tum kaun ho?
girl- main GUDDU. Aap kaun?
BOY- Main FUDDU!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
RAAZ bv k 7 film dek rha tha film me jaj ne kaha-adalt 2 din bad apna faisla sunaygi RAAZ ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege

Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya

Aur Bola- Ye Pehli Sadak He
Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers He
Aainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Rang gora karne wali cream

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook