Ladko Ke Fandaa

Ladko Ke Fandaa:
Uss Se Bichad Jane Ke Baad

Main To Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki… Achanak Yaad Aaya,
Abbey Uski Saheli Ne Bhi To Apna Number Diya Tha
Tab Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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