Ram Chandra Keh Gaye
Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega.
Wah Wah..Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega
Volume Kam Kar Pappa Jag Jayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”
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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti
3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.
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