Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ?
Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya.
Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ?
Pathan : saalan .

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 618 views

Test match

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha
hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka
maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break
mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun
Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan was weeping

Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

wife

Dr: Ap k shohr theek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den, Larai na kren or in ke Khidmat kren.
Husbnd
Dr. ne kia KAHA?
Begum: la-ilaj ho TUM,..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Sharaab Vakiye Hi Buri Cheez Hai

Daaru Ki Wajaah Se Barbaad Hue Santa Ne Kasam Li Ke Sharaab Kabhi Nahi Peeunga Aur Ghar Se Daaru Ki Saari Khali Bottles Fekne Laga.

1st Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Meri Naukri Gayi”

2nd Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Mera Ghar Bika”

3rd Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Meri Biwi Chali Gayi”

4th Uthayi To Woh Bhari Hui Thhi, Kuch Soch Kar Bola

“Tu Side Mein Ho Ja Iss Mamle Mein Tera Koi Kasoor Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
.
.
Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)