Bhagwan muje drd de
Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de, Tension de,
Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.
Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views
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