Faqeer: Begam Sahiba
Faqeer: Begam Sahiba aap k paas bhhokay k lye khana hai?
Begam Sahiba: Haan hai lekin bhooka abhi daftar se wapis nahi aya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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