Santa asks Banta
Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 720 views
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