bewakoof,
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
by Hina Tariq (few years ago!) / 901 views
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