Boy 2 othr boy

Boy 2 othr boy:dude,y r u aftr dat
grl,she alrady has a bf?
He Replyd -

Khali kursi pe to koi b baith sakta
hai..dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views
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