Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.

Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 759 views

If animals hav FB

If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr

Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all

Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X

Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|

Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pappu And Daddy

PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Servant: Bijli Deen

Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha, lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A bird was disturbing a girl

A bird was disturbing a girl all the time. Finally she caught it & decided to kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a building
& dropped it.
"After all Girls are so
intelligent"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)