Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI Gi
Santa-Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI
Girl-Choro na
Santa-Tumhare baal ktne khubsurat hai
Girl-Choro na,Aap Bhi
Santa-Itni der se chor hi raha tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 704 views
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