Santa:-sher ka pinjra khula reh jaae to kya ho sakta hai?
Banta:-sher chori ho sakta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 517 views

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,

Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?

Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Complaining about temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

You’re a cheat! shouted the client to his lawyer.

"You’re a cheat!" shouted the client to his lawyer. "You’re a scoundrel! You’ve kept me hanging for months and got rich on my case alone!"

"That’s gratitude," said the offended lawyer. "And right after I named my new yacht after you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mard aur khusra

Larki maan se:ammi ye mard kia hota hai aur khusra kia hota hai?
Maan:parhne wala aagr jawab de de to mard agr na de to khusra.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Apni shadi nu 5 saal

Chaudry: . Apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gaye tenu pyar da sab se zayada maza kis din aya? . . .
Wife! . Sharmate hue… “tussi us din Multan gaye C”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)