SMS & Petrol

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Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views
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