Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat
Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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