During The Match Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 560 views

Pota:-dadi hm ghar mai srg

Pota:-dadi hm ghar mai srg 5 log hee h dad,mom,ap,di or mai

dadi-tu shaadi karega toh hm 6 ho jayenge

pota:-bt fir di shaadi karegi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge

dadi:-tera beta paida hoga toh hm fir 6 ho jayenge

pota:-fir ap mar jayengi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge

dadi:-SO JAA HARAAMZADE..sur mt khaa....:Dddd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per

Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per akela ghum raha tha.

Police wala: kyun bhai, aadhi raat ko akele ghumne ki kya wajah hai?

Santa: wajah hoti to ghar pahunch kar kab ka apni biwi ko bata diya hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Guests For Dinner

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistani: When a man died

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)