A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views
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