Santa Exam Hall Mein Betha Thha.

Paper Bahot Tuff Thha Aur Examiner Bahut Stick Thha Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Thha,

Santa Ne Examiner Ko Pass Bulaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Kaha, Examiner Chup Chap Ja Kar Chair Pe Beth Gaya Aur Vahi Betha Raha.

Sabne Khull Ke Cheating Ki.

Exam Khatam Hone Per Sab Logo Ne Bahar Aaker Santa Ko Hatho Pe Utha Liya Aur Puchha.

Students: “Santa Tune Examiner Ko Aisa Kya Bola Ke Wo Chair Se Uthe Hi Nahi?”

Santa Sharmate Hue: “Mene Bola Thha, Sir Pichhe Se Aap Ki Pent Fati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1052 views

Germs

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?

Student: They are called Germs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Going Too Far

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si

A College Student Needed A Small Two-Hour Course
To Fill His Schedule And The Only One Available Was Wild Life Zoology

After One Week, A Test Was Held.

Sardar Went To A Museum Where He Broke A Statue

Officer: U Have Broken A 5000 Years Old Statue

Sardar: Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kid 1: Mere papa

Kid 1: Mere papa itne tall hain, ke jump maar ke helicopter pakad lete hain.

Kid 2: Mere papa bhi tall hain, lekin wo aisi chutiyaghiri nahi karte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia

Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya

Pathan: hi obama hw r u?

Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)