3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views

Zinda machli hai.

Machli wala:dekho sardar g me aj zinda machli laya hun.
Sardar:machli to waqai zinda hai or mujhe ye btao k ye taza bi hai k nai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Anath Ashram Manager

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aajkal Kya Cheez Nahi Mill Sakti?

Baba Saxidas Se Kisi Ne Puchha Ki Baba Aaj Ke Jamane Mein Kya Cheez Nahi Milti Hai.

Baba Ji Muskura Ke Bole, Kismat Walo Ko Hi Milti Hai Ye Do Cheeze

Jungle Mein Ghumta Hua Safed Hathi

Bina Affair Wala Jeevansathi
So Dosto Zara Sambhal Ke Jeevan Sathi Ko Dhundna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistan child

A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white
paianted main gate and becomes very angry and
call upon her child;
mother:ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints
over main gate?
ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to
open the gate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

why did the chicken cross road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the
other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the
bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's
where all the cocks hang out.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)