1 pathan ne molvi ko bohat maara,

1 pathan ne molvi ko bohat maara,

kisi ne pucha kyn maara.

PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat ka mazay lenge,

jannat tou hamara bewi ka nam hai¦

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 622 views
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