Sardar Was Asked To Explain In English!

Sardar Was Asked To Explain In English!

Dukh Hamesha sath Rehta
Hy Magr Khush¡ Aati Jat¡ Reht¡ Hy” $ardar,

My Wife Is With Me ßut Her $ister Çomes & Goes.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 558 views
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