One day pappu was searching for something in his safe for hours.

Wife : What are you searching for?

Pappu : I give up. I was searching for our wedding certificate.

Wife : But why? Why you are searching…….

Pappu : I was searching for the expiry dates…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1240 views

Bahadar Sardar

1 sardar rail ki patriper so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kyakar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper sehawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Bus ke peche bhagte hue

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak
aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche
bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kingfisher assistant

Kingfisher assistant:"sir
pichale 15 dino me ek bhi
bottle nahi biki..
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Vijay Malya:"jara engineering
college me phone lagao aur
pucho result kab
hai..:p :O :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You have been sentenced to death

Judge: You have been sentenced to death, however you can choose the way you want to die.

Accused: I want to die of old age, your honor

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Benefits Of Having Alzheimer's Disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)