Funny Wedding Certificate
One day pappu was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
Pappu : I give up. I was searching for our wedding certificate.
Wife : But why? Why you are searching…….
Pappu : I was searching for the expiry dates…..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 909 views
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