Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi
Pathan:
Meri Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi Aaj Me Nahi Soun Ga
Friend:
Larayi Kal Hoyi
To Aaj Q Nahi Soye Ga?
Pathan: Aaj Wo Banday Lekar Aaye Ga.
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