Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,

Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,

Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr

A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr.
About sick child

My Kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
Na sleep da,
Bas weep da te cheek da,
Nalay nakk v leak da.
Tel me elaj iss phteek da..:p:)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tu derhti pe chahye jahan bhi rhe gi

Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri
khusbu se Pehchan Lunga
Girl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu
sala"KUTTA" he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

THIS IS A CLASSIC

THIS IS A CLASSIC ::

Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :

“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lady Assistant

Lady Assistant:
Sir, Ap Ki Wife Ap Ko Phone Par Kiss
Karna Chahti Hain.

Boss:
Msg Receive Kar Lo, Baad Mai Tum Se Lay Longa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)