Boy-Whats is d Differance between Person

Boy-Whats is d Differance between Personal & Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
&
Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

by Raju (few years ago!) / 747 views
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