Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya
1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad
Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?
Papa: NAhi Beta
Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 863 views
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