New style of proposing a girl "Can I borrow a coin?" "I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"

by sana (few years ago!) / 883 views

Question asked from Chemist

A student asked a question from his Chemistry teacher.. Sir where do you put dirty dishes?

The teacher replied: In the zinc

Hahaha =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

What's the matter?

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the woman's locker room.

When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa se uske pita ne pucha:

Santa se uske pita ne pucha: Tumhari class mein sabse mehnati student kon hai?

Santa: Sabse mehnati to mein hi hu.

Pita: wo kaise?
Santa: homework dikhane ke baad sare bache baith kar pdhai karte hain, tab mein akela hi pichli bench per khada rehta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhagwaan Ke 100 Saal

Ek Admi Ne Bhagwaan Se pucha

he bhagwaan kripya mujhe ye bataye ki

100 saal apke liye kya hai?

bhagwaan ne kaha : mere liye wo ek second ke barabar hai.

Man: To Fir Ek crore rupees aap ke liye kya hai?

GOD: Ek Rupye Ka Sikka (coin).

MAN: Chalo Fir mujhe Ek coin dedo.

God: Ek second ruko Abhi Deta Hu....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend

Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)