Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ
Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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