Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?
Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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