Oh Deer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
Still no flaming idea!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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