Patni: Bhukamp Aya Hai Aur Makan
Patni: Bhukamp Aya Hai Aur Makan Bhi Hil Raha Hai. Gir Jayega To?
Santa: Girta Hi 2 Girne Do.
Kaun Sa Humara Makan Hai, Hum 2 Kirayedar H.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 554 views
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maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
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pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy
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Phir
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