Hasrate dedar


hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 799 views
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Some dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patient to Doc

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
jewelry and cloths bill

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! 

Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Madam is pool main

Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.
Lady:Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi
Bataya.
Policeman:Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe
nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan lolx

pathan ny ek college khola...par kisi ny admission nai lya .........pata hy Q????sub confused thy
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college ka name tha "WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS"

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
A pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28 din k bad kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhagwan ne Aurat ko khubsurat banaya,

Bhagwan ne Aurat ko khubsurat banaya,
Ghar k kaam ka hunar diya,
Chanhal banaya,
Pyar bhara dil diya,
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Fir...
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Juban dekar...
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Sab kiye karaye par paani pher diya......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
car aagy nahi ja sakti

Sardar je petrol khatam ho gaya hy car aagy nahi ja sakti

Sardar  ooooooooho
Chal koi gal nahi wapas mor lay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Job available

New jobs avail able

age 16+


bike must

only for jobles people


salary:on your demand

job:khudkush dhamaka

contact:taliban office

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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