Hasrate dedar


hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 592 views
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pathan baal katwane gaya

1 pathan baal
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Suraksha Week

EK Baar Pinku aur uski puri family car mein ja rahi
thi... Tabhi Police ne car ko roka aur bola: Ye suraksha
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Boy:Ok!
Girl:Drinkng 2.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:N goin to d nite club 2.
Boy:-Yes..
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Soch rha hun k...

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"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl to Shopkeeper:

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CASIO.....???
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Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

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