Pathan Kisi Larki Ke Ghar
Pathan Kisi Larki Ke Ghar
Rishta Le Kar Gaya,
Larki Ke Maa Baap:
Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi,
Ham Ghante Baad A Jaega…!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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