A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 874 views
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