Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya
Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya?
A: Jado teacher blackboard erase karda si, ta Daler notebook erase kar dinda si,.. . BOLO tara-ra!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views
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