pathan and kabutar

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya

Or

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Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.

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