A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian, can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is called?'

I don't know, sir,' said Brian.

Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.

OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views

Sardar

Sardar and Bomb Joke


2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Were you ever arrested?

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered no to the question.

The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kama Kar Khao

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:Roti Dedo

Admi:Tamater Khao

Bhikari:Tamater Hi Q?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A physics student

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Wife: why are you talking in slow

Wife: why are you talking in slow tone on phone?

Husband: I’m talking with sister.

Wife: then what’s the reason to talk in slow tone.

Husband: she is your sister.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)