The outer part of a tree
A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian, can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is called?'
I don't know, sir,' said Brian.
Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.
OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 617 views
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