The captain of a team says to the Umpire
The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says,
“Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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